2009-02-17

Why We All Want A Big Wedding

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Or the Truth About the Economic Stimulus Plan

With the news coming out that the stimulus package was signed into law today, I thought I would try to explain the reasoning behind the bill in terms that most of us can understand; a wedding. With my life becoming almost 100% about weddings these days, I started to notice that the same logic used to plan a wedding reception is more or less the same logic the government is using to explain their decision to stimulate the economy. What do I mean by that? Let me explain.

The wedding ceremony is a very personal and spiritual moment, so I’ll exclude this for the sake of not offending anyone. The wedding reception on the other hand essentially boils down to a large amount of money spent by the bride and groom’s parents to bring a very large group of people together in order to drink stimulate the young couple’s modest existence through the giving of gifts. If money is spent unwisely or if the wrong date is selected, then despite the best efforts of everyone involved, there is a good chance that the cost of the event will outweigh the amount given to the young couple as the financial burden assumed by the parents failed to translate into an adequate number of guests. The newlyweds will then be forced to spend money on the items they think they need (b/c let’s be honest, no one needs a $100 tea kettle) to get started. Spend too little and you’ll find yourself in a very similar predicament.

The stimulus bill on the other hand is a plan by the government (the parents) to spend a very large sum of money on a smorgasbord of pet projects (infrastructure spending, tax cuts, state government bailouts, green energy initiatives… aka the guest list) in order to benefit the economy (the newlywed couple) during a time of reduced productivity. If money is spent unwisely or if it is not spent quickly enough, then despite the best efforts of those in Washington, the bill will fail to translate into adequate GDP growth (the wedding presents) and the government will be forced to raise taxes or do more harm to the dollar by borrowing more from China to make up for the original cost of the bill. If the bill that is too small it will fail to address any of the problems brought about by the recession, and the end result will be very similar (i.e. bad).

Maybe the government should take a page out of the wedding planning book and start a registry for what it really needs/wants. Then contractors could openly bid for the right to assume the work; theknot.com for government expenditures if you will. I’ll call it www.taxmenot.gov.





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Stimulus Email Forward


(just in case you missed this via email. h/t Barry Ritholtz)


Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:


Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:


If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda

If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.

If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India

If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan

If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.

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Weekly Updates


This seemed like an oddly appropriate site of the week:




This week's video comes via David Letterman. Hat tip to Joaquin Phoenix's mid-life crisis.

2009-02-10

Chick-Fil-A Style Stimulus

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Though only for us Dallasites:

2009-02-09

Site of the Week


The week's SOW is a site I've used to follow all the truths, half-truths, and out right lies coming out of Washington over the past few months. The site essentially calls Obama's bluff when he uttered the phrase, "I want you to hold our government accountable. I want you to hold me accountable." Politifact promises to do just that.

The site's so called "Obameter" lists all of the campaign promises made over the past year, weighs each one against the proposal sitting in Congress (if there is one), and then places the result in the appropriate bucket listed below. The following picture details how the promises are coming along as of today:




The other great thing about this site is that it provides context to the debate by grading the talking points coming out of Washington. This way, no matter which side of the proverbial aisle you sit, you can at least acknowledge the merits of the opposition's arguments as well as realize that many of the memes we so often repeat are in fact (at best) partial distortions of the truth. Here's a taste:





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Video of the Week


Most of you have probably already seen this video, but it's well worth another look:

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2009-02-05

On The Stimulus Plan: Note to Washington, “There is No Spoon”


For the past few weeks I’ve been trying to follow the debate surrounding Obama’s “bipartisan” stimulus package, and found it to be exceedingly hard to cut through the noise. The constant revisions, the inclusion of additional tax breaks to appease the right, the debate over "shovel ready" infrastructure projects, and all the experts weighing in on the matter have only further complicated any reasonable person's ability to have an informed opinion.

Yet despite all of the knowledge out there ready to be digested, it appears that this has all been an exercise in reaffirming each of our preconceived ideas on the issue (a problem I've addressed before). Case in point, a recent Rasmussen poll found that support for the bill is decreasing yet 64% of Democrats still support the proposal, compared to only 13% of Republicans and 20% of people unaffiliated with either party.


Stimulus Truthiness or Economic Tom-Foolery


The stimulus plan is (from what I understand) a textbook example of Keynesian economic theory in that it targets demand rather than supply. Now I’m no economist, so I’ll paraphrase Tyler Cowen who states that classical economic theory relies on the notion that the economy will right itself during a depression when prices adjust downwards until they reach a point where people are finally stimulated to reenter the market. Keynes' theory turned that on its head in the 1930’s by stating that during a time of depressed demand, there is a break in the natural supply & demand relationship and that the government should step in to fulfill the role of the consumer through increased spending. The current projected gap between fully employed output and actual output is around $1 trillion (this is where the idea of a very large number comes into play), yet a stimulus need not be that high due to the multiplier affect… (and exhale)

The problem with the whole debate however is that when economists tweak their assumptions, the stimulus will result in either streets paved with gold, $500 in the hands of every taxpayer, and an extra $15k for every new home buyer, or the further expansion of the welfare state and the eventual bankrupting of our once proud nation as we blindly march towards Socialism (depending on the source). Though these assumptions are cleverly disguised behind the masks of complex economic variables like the Keynes Effect, the Housework Effect, the Galbraith Effect, and the Feldstein Effect, or behind terms like the aforementioned multiplier effect and the crowding out effect, they are assumptions nonetheless.


Experts Weighing In


Now, I have absolutely no idea if the proposed stimulus plan will work as planned, however neither do guys like Warren Buffett (h/t Calculated Risk):

SUSIE GHARIB: But there is debate about whether there should be fiscal stimulus, whether tax cuts work or not. There is all of this academic debate among economists. What do you think? Is that the right way to go with stimulus and tax cuts?

WARREN BUFFETT: The answer is nobody knows. The economists don’t know. All you know is you throw everything at it and whether it’s more effective if you’re fighting a fire to be concentrating the water flow on this part or that part. You’re going to use every weapon you have in fighting it.

Or here we have the bastion of liberalism that is (Nobel Laureate) Paul Krugman explaining why traditional monetary policy will not work this time:
In 1982, interest rates — elevated in part thanks to high expected inflation, in part because a tight-money policy was what caused the recession — were high. This meant that conventional monetary policy had plenty of room for action, and thus offered an adequate response to the slump.

Today, however, with expected inflation roughly zero and a recession that is the fruit of past irrational exuberance, conventional monetary policy has run out of room. That’s the point of the Goldman Sachs exercise, shown below, which asks what the familiar Taylor rule would prescribe for monetary policy over the next few years; the answer is a Fed funds rate of -6, which isn’t possible.

Some Republicans are even saying that the bill doesn't go far enough and are calling for drastic increases in infrastructure spending. Here is the ranking Republican on the transportation committee Rep. John L. Mica proving this point:

"They keep comparing this to Eisenhower, but he proposed a $500 billion highway system, and they're going to put $30 billion" in roads and bridges, he said. "How farcical can you be? Give me a break."


Even Obama himself took to to the Washington Post today to plead his case:

...if nothing is done, this recession might linger for years. Our economy will lose 5 million more jobs. Unemployment will approach double digits. Our nation will sink deeper into a crisis that, at some point, we may not be able to reverse.

That's why I feel such a sense of urgency about the recovery plan before Congress. With it, we will create or save more than 3 million jobs over the next two years, provide immediate tax relief to 95 percent of American workers, ignite spending by businesses and consumers alike, and take steps to strengthen our country for years to come.

This plan is more than a prescription for short-term spending -- it's a strategy for America's long-term growth and opportunity in areas such as renewable energy, health care and education. And it's a strategy that will be implemented with unprecedented transparency and accountability, so Americans know where their tax dollars are going and how they are being spent.



My Take


The current plan will prove to be an imperfect answer to our current situation; this seems to be the best case scenario. Our economy has become increasingly reliant upon consumer spending (~70% of GDP), and we are now faced with the inevitable fact that our spending habits cannot be sustained. This is why, at first blush, I tend to agree with Republicans that adding to the $1.2 Trillion deficit is in a sense "borrowing our way out of debt." But then I remembered that these were the same people who created the large deficit in the first place, so what do they know about fiscal responsibility other than to not to give money to Democrats.

As consumers continue to delever due to the collapse in housing and the debt to GDP ratio reaching astronomical levels, a recession appears to be inevitable. And though our economy may continue to falter throughout 2009, the bottom line is that something must be done. The good news is that the current version of the bill will, according to the Congressional Budget Office report, should raise employment by 0.9 million to 2.5 million at the end of 2009; 1.3 million to 3.9 million at the end of 2010; and 0.6 million to 1.9 million at the end of 2011. That is a reality I can live with.

So while Congress reads tea leaves works tirelessly to figure out which plan will provide the perfect jolt to our economy (through a hybrid approach of $900 billion in increased spending and tax breaks), the truth in fact may be that "there is no [perfect answer]". If we can get them to agree on that much, perhaps we can avoid a total economic collapse and maybe even improve our country's infrastructure as a nice side-effect.


Thoughts?


*Click here for a breakdown of the stimulus bill

2009-02-02

Reason #1001: Sports Nutz


I’ve always felt as if, at some level, sports enthusiasts were really overcompensating for something. So with that in mind and in honor of the Super Bowl, I present the following (I apologize for the mild language in advance):

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