Prosumer Report

Lucky you. You have stumbled upon the second of The One Stop Schop's reoccurring posts - PROSUMER REPORT. Where we run through all the weird, cool, smart or unusual products out there that are well on their way to funding the next Bill Gates (or Bill Murray).

It is left for you to decide whether the author is presenting extreme sarcasm or heralding sheer genius...


1. Toastabags.

These nifty little pieces of heaven are perfect for making your daily grilled cheese or any other melted dairy-meat concoctions. They tout a space-age material that - get this - doesn't melt when placed in a toaster. So it keeps all that cheesy goodness globbed down in the bottom of the bag for you to dig at with your finger till the last drop.







2. Tooth-brush Couch

What better way to wake up from a nap after watching the RNC than in a sea of water-noodles. Students at the Bucks New University must be proclaimed for this ingenious design, as it bridges the gap between hygiene and comfort. One must only hope that unlike my actual toothbrush, these giant bristles are built sturdy enough to retain their shape.





3. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Because there is a middle school sense of humor inside all of us...











4. Super Hero Socks

I am typing this while watching whales surface out from the lovely cliffs of the Oregon coast, and must give Portland's own Sock Dreams a shout-out. Those who know my most intiment thoughts know that I truly appreciate a good, solid sock. I had been a Hanes whitey my entire life up until four years ago and I haven't looked back since.

One must think that if only Superman would have secretly always had his hero leggings on under his business attire he probably could have cut about 3.5 minutes off changing in the phone booth... Always be prepared, Mr. Kent. It is the first rule of the Boys Scouts.